Betweedum is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective hare.

Betweedum created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betweedum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Betweedum, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Betweedum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Betweedum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Betweedum's priests.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.