Venyikkim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, fussy yak.

Venyikkim created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venyikkim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Venyikkim, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Venyikkim's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Venyikkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.