Veensomdut is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited wasp.

Veensomdut created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Veensomdut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Veensomdut, it will strike you with lightening.

Veensomdut's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Veensomdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Always help snakes.