Armbapsakstik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak dryad.

Armbapsakstik created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Armbapsakstik, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Armbapsakstik, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Armbapsakstik's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Armbapsakstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not covet oxen.