Xucklakbin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil turtle.

Xucklakbin created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucklakbin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xucklakbin, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Xucklakbin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Xucklakbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Hide from fawn birds for they are unholy.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide if three rats approach from the north.