Gepbastpid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful unicorn.

Gepbastpid created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Gepbastpid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gepbastpid, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gepbastpid's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gepbastpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Gepbastpid in the centre of the settlement.