Megdogyim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow jackal.

Megdogyim created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Megdogyim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Megdogyim, it will turn you into a rat.

Megdogyim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Megdogyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Megdogyim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Megdogyim loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not take Megdogyim's name in vain.