Standotlit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, uncaring gnu.

Standotlit created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Standotlit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Standotlit, she will be mildly annoyed.

Standotlit's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Standotlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.