Vigfas is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable bear.

Vigfas created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigfas, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vigfas, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Vigfas' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vigfas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Vigfas in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.