Veddibmut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish cobra.

Veddibmut created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veddibmut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Veddibmut, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Veddibmut's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Veddibmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Veddibmut on top of all buildings.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look in ponds.