Dussqueegflisgamcipgad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, quiet fox.

Dussqueegflisgamcipgad created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussqueegflisgamcipgad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dussqueegflisgamcipgad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dussqueegflisgamcipgad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dussqueegflisgamcipgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Never laugh near rats.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never feed corn to grasshopers while wearing gray shoes.