Vedtigcen is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, loving hare.

Vedtigcen created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedtigcen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vedtigcen, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vedtigcen's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Vedtigcen's Holy Commandments

1. Vedtigcen loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Put Vedtigcen first in all things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Vedtigcen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vedtigcen.