Rawtettihampasdit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humane snail.

Rawtettihampasdit created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawtettihampasdit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawtettihampasdit, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rawtettihampasdit's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rawtettihampasdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Rawtettihampasdit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not kill turtles.