Rapripdobrul is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, effective spider.

Rapripdobrul created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapripdobrul, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rapripdobrul, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rapripdobrul's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Rapripdobrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the east.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Rapripdobrul in the centre of the settlement.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.