Rawteenxemyam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, weak capybara.

Rawteenxemyam created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawteenxemyam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawteenxemyam, he will throw large rocks at you.

Rawteenxemyam's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rawteenxemyam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four voles approach from the south.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear shorts.