Hogbudged is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented seal.

Hogbudged created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogbudged, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hogbudged, it will not care at all.

Hogbudged's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hogbudged's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never laugh near sharks.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Never think about dark matter.