Rencitsig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate snake.

Rencitsig created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rencitsig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rencitsig, she will turn you into a goat.

Rencitsig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rencitsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Never play with disobedient children.