Monpogxen is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, moody goose.

Monpogxen created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Monpogxen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Monpogxen, he will turn you into a worm.

Monpogxen's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Monpogxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never bounce near porpoises.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.