Kemnadwit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced dragonfly.

Kemnadwit created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kemnadwit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kemnadwit, it will cry a lot.

Kemnadwit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Kemnadwit's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.