Fenhasfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, grumpy badger.

Fenhasfoss created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenhasfoss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fenhasfoss, he will turn you into a plant.

Fenhasfoss' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fenhasfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.