Ingmutkom is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish aardvark.

Ingmutkom created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingmutkom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ingmutkom, it will not invite you to parties.

Ingmutkom's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ingmutkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven ants in a large pit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Always obey Ingmutkom's priests.