Kinsidmet is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured zebra.

Kinsidmet created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinsidmet, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kinsidmet, it will remove you from existence.

Kinsidmet's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Kinsidmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Never skip near squirrels.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Run away from black sheep, for they are unholy.