Badjadquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, emotional hydra.

Badjadquaf created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badjadquaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Badjadquaf, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Badjadquaf's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Badjadquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not shave your arms.