Sab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, temperamental weasel.

Sab created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sab, she will come to you in dreams.

Sab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Sab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about dark energy.