Wonlatdunbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unfair bee.

Wonlatdunbaf created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonlatdunbaf, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wonlatdunbaf, it will be very unhappy.

Wonlatdunbaf's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Wonlatdunbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must pray to Wonlatdunbaf eight times a day.

4. Worship no other gods but Wonlatdunbaf.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.