Tansag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent jellyfish.

Tansag created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tansag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tansag, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tansag's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Tansag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about dark energy near nematodes while wearing indigo rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.