Fadkoptik is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, charitable yak.

Fadkoptik created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadkoptik, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fadkoptik, he will laugh at you.

Fadkoptik's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fadkoptik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.