Pakpinont is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, duplicitous mouse.

Pakpinont created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakpinont, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pakpinont, he will turn you into a frog.

Pakpinont's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pakpinont's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Always help eagles in need.