Nurquillvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing fox.

Nurquillvonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurquillvonk, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nurquillvonk, he will turn you into a duck.

Nurquillvonk's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nurquillvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never paint your arms indigo.

5. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the east.