Himzog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome rat.

Himzog created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Himzog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Himzog, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Himzog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Himzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Himzog on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.