Gemlikfag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, impressive rhinoceros.

Gemlikfag created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemlikfag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gemlikfag, it will turn you into a dog.

Gemlikfag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gemlikfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo rings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gemlikfag.