Gubbomcid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless salamander.

Gubbomcid created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gubbomcid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubbomcid, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gubbomcid's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gubbomcid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gubbomcid four times a day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect six nickel sculptures of Gubbomcid on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed lots of onions to tapirs while wearing mauve kilts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.