Lamfig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless dugong.

Lamfig created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Lamfig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lamfig, she will turn you into a plant.

Lamfig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Lamfig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine voles approach from the west.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never paint your chest violet.

5. Never think about dark matter.