Flapbonbap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful horse.

Flapbonbap created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapbonbap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flapbonbap, she will boil you in a big pot.

Flapbonbap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flapbonbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of geese.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Hide if nine swans approach from the north.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.