Gilrapwab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fussy octopus.

Gilrapwab created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilrapwab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gilrapwab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gilrapwab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gilrapwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Learn four new languages a year.