Meghasbell is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain lion.

Meghasbell created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Meghasbell, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Meghasbell, he will turn you into a dog.

Meghasbell's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Meghasbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Worship no other gods but Meghasbell.