Cutrillstan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, generous crane.

Cutrillstan created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutrillstan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cutrillstan, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cutrillstan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cutrillstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Hide from indigo tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.