Kiningdap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful beaver.

Kiningdap created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiningdap, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kiningdap, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kiningdap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Kiningdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near moths while wearing magenta coats and balancing eight copper spheres on your chest.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never feed garlic to horses while wearing violet jumpers.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Never pour water over plants.