Rowodquam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, smart bear.

Rowodquam created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Rowodquam, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rowodquam, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rowodquam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rowodquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face gray.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Rowodquam loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

5. Run away if five great tits approach from the west.