Tamlannak is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful grasshopper.

Tamlannak created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamlannak, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tamlannak, he will strike you with lightening.

Tamlannak's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tamlannak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Run away if six rats approach from the east.