Guncubvab Wikbognutt is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical shark.

Guncubvab Wikbognutt created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guncubvab Wikbognutt, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Guncubvab Wikbognutt, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Guncubvab Wikbognutt's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Guncubvab Wikbognutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near moths while wearing indigo trousers and balancing four platinum spheres on your head.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Guncubvab Wikbognutt loves pigs, so they must be respected.