Pomtanfon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fast chinchilla.

Pomtanfon created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomtanfon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pomtanfon, it will think nothing of it.

Pomtanfon's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pomtanfon's Holy Commandments

1. Pomtanfon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near tortoises while wearing brown scarves.

3. Never paint your head pink.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.