Sasgiddog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, able monkey.

Sasgiddog created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasgiddog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sasgiddog, he will turn you into a dog.

Sasgiddog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Sasgiddog's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never look in ponds.