Nellarnsid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, vain rhinoceros.

Nellarnsid created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellarnsid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellarnsid, he will turn you into a mouse.

Nellarnsid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nellarnsid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nellarnsid.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed turnips to horses while wearing purple dresses.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.