Vabarnbon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unselfish centipede.

Vabarnbon created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vabarnbon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vabarnbon, she will cry a lot.

Vabarnbon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vabarnbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look in ponds.