Nillstigsanten Podmotlig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, calm wren.

Nillstigsanten Podmotlig created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillstigsanten Podmotlig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nillstigsanten Podmotlig, it will torture you forever.

Nillstigsanten Podmotlig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nillstigsanten Podmotlig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.