Nibbafmip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, amazing faun.

Nibbafmip created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibbafmip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nibbafmip, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nibbafmip's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nibbafmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to bats while wearing white coats.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not take Nibbafmip's name in vain.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.