Femkablarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful squid.

Femkablarp created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Femkablarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Femkablarp, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Femkablarp's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Femkablarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Femkablarp loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Always pray immersed in water.