Venjadxucbigven is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident owl.

Venjadxucbigven created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venjadxucbigven, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Venjadxucbigven, he will turn you into a rock.

Venjadxucbigven's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Venjadxucbigven's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Venjadxucbigven in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.