Tonvidxin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient horse.

Tonvidxin created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonvidxin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tonvidxin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tonvidxin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Tonvidxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat green fruit.